Grumpy Jock lives in a reinforced kilt. ..and he HATES 'low-gravity wimps'! When Jock is hungry - it's haggis-bird time!
This heavyweight loves breathing.. once a day! He feels no pain - in super gravity! Jock likes to say "Och! Shirts are woosy!"
48 Yr-Old Stella lives on Pansy Asteroid. ..and she loves every living being! Before the Cute-o-tron ...not a pretty sight!
Little Stella also loves Foofy, the dogoid. She wears pink suits - 503 days per year. ..and she lisps "Thaturn ith thuper!"
Unwit lives on Uranus - Gassy! The chilly silly loves talking about uranus. When night falls - it lasts for 42 years!
This Uranian Hates running out of gas! He explores Uranus - AND IT IS PUTRID!! ..and Unwit says "Uranus is HUGE!"
Lovely Vanessa lives on the planet of LOVE! ..and she Hates - uptight people! When she dances - all eyes BOGGLE!!
This loving lady loves year-long massages. She lies in the sun - and it's 476°C! ..and Vanessa sighs "Hang loose, Earthies!"
Mini Martian lives on Mars, in style! The M.M.F.F. hates empty vases & crime! If he sees a baddie - it's flower power time!
SuperFlorist LOVES - the handcuff flower. He keeps flowers - absolutely everywhere! & the fighter brags 'Black Belt-Ikebana!'
HypnoPuncher lives on icy planet Pluto! ..and it hates sneaky Gobbledoks! When it looks at you - get health insurance!
Pluto's Pug LOVES chipnotising tourists! It remains very still - until knockout time! ..and Puncher says "My name's Sam, boy!"
Mummy is buried deep in old cheese! ..and she hates Moon Mouse nibbling! If she 'Wrap Dances' - astronauts go mad!
Our lil mummy LOVES the cheese pyramid! She lived in Egypt - in another space life! -and mummy hisses- "Full moon!, Kiss time!"
The Navel Gazer lives above Neptune's sea! He feels fine about hungry sharkoids. But if he ever blinks - SPLASH! - CHOMP!
The Neptune guru loves thinking like a fish! He just floats & hums - with a smarmy smile! ..and the Gazer says "Neptune is Nirvana!"
Ms. Screami lives in a sound-proof ship. ..and she HATES brushing her teeth! If she starts chatting - its deafening!
'MultiMouth' LOVES causing sonic booms. She yells at herself - all alone! ..& Mimi SCREAMS - everything! 5 Times!
Hedley lectures at Brainbox Asylum. ..and he despises 'Moonbrain' morons! When both brains think - o-oh! Short circuit!
This Bi-brain loves 'Nerd-O-Ped' sandals! 2 Heads bonk together - causing mad genius! ..& every hour he cries "Headache Pills! Now!"
Springy Siiiimon lives at Starnipper academy. ..and he HATES being called '10 eyes'. If he jumps for joy - see you in 2 years!
Multi-eye boy loves planet-hopping!! He watches for aliens ..even when asleep. He loves to scream "Eye Eye Eye Eye, Sir!!"
Daniiiii lives a groovy lifestyle! ..and she HATES uptight dudes! If she reads poems - it will bore you silly!
Love-eyed Dan loves kissing her Dogfish! She is very vague - except when dozing!
Superstar Vanni lives on 6 personal planets. ..and he hates being called two-faced! If he sees a mirror - its LOVE at forst sight!
This legend LOVES pure gold toilet paper! He bathes in champagne - with 500 close pals! ..and he sings "Shooby wubba boo!"
Muscles M. lives on Beefcake Meteor. ..and he HATES pulling a muscle! If M.McM. sits down - the undies explode!
This Beefbrain loves shaking the world! He goes out & poses - if mumsie says so! ..and he whines "My head's still skinny!"
Pinhead lives at Arny's Arm Gym. Mr. Armstrong HATES worms (too smart!) If he shakes your hand - call an ambulance!
Our microbrain LOVES wearing tiny hats. He'd pick his nose - but its just too tight! ..and Pinhead says "Duh-I'm 'armless!"
Rear Admiral lives on the Starship Cheeky. ..and he hates attacks from the rear! When he gargles - it's embarassing!
This seaman LOVES dancing cheek to cheek! He can lose his head - down the toilet! .. and he bellows "Whats funny, sailor?"
Wee Mr. Wimpy lives inside the head! This giant robot hates Willy's 'weewee' stops! When Whimpy drives - everything is crushed!
Our wooss is scared by every living thing!! He flattened Albania - during a tantrum! Wee Will's pal says - only this "I OBEY!"
Robot X stands on a Martian mountain. Who knows if X hates all the worshippers! ..and if it FLUSHES - MARS IS FLOODED!
This mystery waits for constipated visitors! It cleans out its pipes - all over the aliens! -and the aliens chant 'Big Buns is coming!"
Envirobot is sold on filthy planets. - and it sucks up stinky atmosphere! When it has a break - listen to that cough!
This Megasucker loves having BAD BREATH! It empties its guts - in outer space! ..and the Enviro says "DO NOT foul in the air!"
AntiGravBot operates on lots of electricity. ..and it hates being unplugged! When the plug falls out ...pancakes, anyone?
Anti-Grav LOVES making planets float. Anyone can lose weight - at the flick of a switch! & Gravity Warper says "Light as a feather!"
Fifi's monster lives next to Teddy! ..and it hates Fifi's brainy brother! When Fifi's at kinder - Robot plays dollies!
Megamachine loves scaring the Teacher! It patrols Fifi's room - singing nursery rhymes! & Fifi the genius says "Meet my metal mate!"
RoboBunny lives near Carrot planets! ..and he hates all round planets. If our bunny sees one - Wapity Wap!-it's FLAT!
Robot Rabbit loves Space Stamping! Doc. Fever made him - out of an old rocket! & Big Bunny cries "See? The world IS flat!"
Big Boss rules on a pathetic planet. ..and he HATES all that SCREECHING! When Big Boss brags all the air is used up!
Big Bossiboots loves voting for himself! he gives himself medals ...'for being GREAT!' The Boss announces "Did i tell you i'm boss?"
Twik & Twok live to tickle everyone! ..and they HATE giant armpit lice!!! If they get knotted - it's a tickle break!
The Ticklish Two like multi-arm wrestling! They eat lots of feathers - to gain weight! Twik & Twok will say "You're IT! No! You are!
Rock Chomper lives inside the planet! ..and it HATES nosey eye-pokers! If it eats a spaceship - thats just for starters!
Rock Chomper loves chewing for years! It will bite Uranus - if the chance comes! The Chomper says - nothing at all.
Disco Funkians dance all over the Universe! They really hate species with no rhythm. When they GET DOWN - its Far-Out Funky Fun!
The Boogie freaks love corny posing. They eat party pies - 17 times per day! ..and they sing "Disco will never die!"
Moon Mouse lives on a big cheeseball! ..and she hates festering Moon mould! When she burrows - a huge crater appears!
The space rodent loves cows that jump past! The Moon wobbles - too much weight! ..and she says "Pass the crackers!"
Twistoids live on a cheeseworld... ..and they HATE SPACE MUCHERS! If Muncher smells them - only crumbs are left!
The cheesey chap loves playing SpaceTwister! They whimper and hide - if Moon Mouse visits! and Twistoids say "You're so STRAIGHT!"
Gobbledok lives wherever Chippies are! ..and he HATES space potato plagues! When Dok smells chips it is like a MADNESS!
Our furball loves studying Microchips! He surfs the space chips across the Galaxy! and Gobbledok says "CHIPPIES!!!!!"
Blunder lives on constant Red Alert. ..and he hates chin jokes! When he smiles - grown women faint.
This hero-pilot loves crashing his starplane! He uses his brain ..but not often enough. Before combat he cries "Glory! Honour! Crashes!"
Rocky often crashes on various planets. This astrospy hates writing crash reports! If he tries to turn left - another planet gone!
The Pinball pilot loves ramming the Blorb! He's in disguise - as a dumb rock! and Rocky says "Mayday! Watch OUT!"
Big Banger lives in the computer cockpit. ..and he fears - NO ONE! If he fires that thing - it's the end of us all!
Our brainy pilot likes having the biggest one! He'll destroy a planet - as an experiment! Flying Myron says "I'll make a bigger one!"
Plutonium Blonde lives in a pink-fur Love Pad! ..and she hates aggressive losers! If someone attacks - that hair is invincible!
The pin-up pilot loves Radioactive Hairspray! She makes friends - even during battles! and Blondey sighs "Make Love not War!"
The General lives in a state of FURY! -and he really HATES 'bad news' phonecalls! When he blows his top - Star Patrol-watch out!
Our loud leader loves yelling "WHHAAATT?!" He salutes himself - even on the toilet! & General A. orders 'Fire Slime torpedoes!'
Stretch G. Force lives at 1,000,000km/h! ..and he hates space speed limits. If Stretch loses a race - WHAT A SULK!
This speed-freak loves doing donuts on Mars! He breaks light-speed - in reverse!! ..and Stretch says "I need a facelift!"
Little Franky is bolted inside FrankenFighter! ..and he HATES wetting the starship! If he fires nappy bombs - plug you're nostrils!
Monsterbabe LOVES divebombing Big Boss! Hes a turbo-head - with a nuclear nappy! FrankenFighter says "Me made for speed!"
Inside Outa lives with chronic sunburn. ..and he HATES watching food digest! If he drops his guts - it's a gory mess!
Our skinless pal loves smothering sunscreen. He donates his organs - by throwing up! ..and he says "Show ya guts, skinny!"
Foul Flarto exists in a festering bog. ..and he HATES ...disgusting odours! When he breathes - putrid gas leaks out!
Flarto also loathes having 35 buttocks! He makes himself sick & never cheers up... Flarto often groans "WHY does it all STINK!"
SlimeShooter hovers on planet Xxorfna-6. This horror HATES things on the ground. and if it slimes you - theres no antidote!
Slimey LOVES dropping a gooey one! It slimes at sunrise - e(every 11 minutes! ....and it says "More slime, anyone?"
Mega Lega lives on planet Bigtrax. He's attracted by alien Snoopers! If he stomps someone - Ugh! Space pizza!
Mega Lega loves 3 - legged races! He sneaks onto Earth - leaving big prints! & Mega Lega says "Feel my Heel, Eel!"
The Boggler lives on Asteroid I.C.U. 2 ...and it hates losing staring contests! It sees its own eyes - 52 times, all at once!
One-leg looker wants sunglasses!! It keeps an eye on Sara - there's no privacy! ...and Boggler says "Mind if i take a look?"
The Blorb wobbles on Jellyworld! -and the Quiverer HATES seeing food go down! If it slides over you - HOLD YOUR BREATH!
This jellybelly LOVES absorbing all creatures! Blorbie will fall apart - if that Tornado spins! ....and Q.B. says "I'm so spineless!"
Space Dodo used to live on planet Eezeemeal. ...and it HATED arrows in the BUNS! When predators came - Dumb Dodo FEAST!
The extinct birdie loved flappin' those li'l wings! It would ring its bells - when trying to hide! Our Dodo would cluck "Duhh..I'm a survivor!"
The Swapalot lives in a confused state! This freak hates losing its head! If Swapa sees a friend - How can you tell?
This Mix-Up loves FrankenBaby's head! It picks its ears - from the space ear box! The Swapalot says "Can i have your lips?"
Froggy Junior lives with Papa on Blorgo! ..and he hates wearing his space-bib! If baby is naughty - no humans for dinner!
This Blorgo Baby loves his Ball Bot rattle! He wets his nappy - with sulphuric acid!! & Froggy Jr. says "Voobokwama, dindins!"
Space Guru meditates in blissful isolation. ..and he tries to love the Sewerage tank! and when he's lonely - it's no one else's fault!
The Holy Loner loves us all - if we stay away! He eats raw ratburger & prays for chocolate! Space Guru calls "Hello?...Anybody?..."
Space Surfer lives ON THE EDGE, BABE! ...and he hates wiping out in Space! If he does fall over... nice knowing ya, dude!
Alien Pear Dude loves spacefish & chippies! He surfs at lightspeed - with 3 buns hanging! ..and our surfer says "Check this out, chicks!"
Dogatello is an artist on muddy Doggyworld. Creative Canine hates having dirty paws! If he's sulky - No sculptures today!
The famous mutt loves fire hydrants! He suffers for his art - with lots of whinging! & Dogatello sneers "My paws are priceless"
Spiral Nerdula spins in Daggiest Space! ...and it HATES losing Turnip Moon! If you fly through him - you'll be NERDY!
The SpaceWeirdo loves doing Astro-Maths! He counts his stars - for thousands of years! ...and Nebula says "Wanna go for a SPIN?!"
Spy flies around like an idiot! ....and he LOVES pie-bombing! If he dives at you - bite that Sky Pie!
This prying Spy hates the Star Patrol! He'll eat his spacecraft - to hide the evidence! I. Spy sniggers "I spy it, then i pie it!"
I P floats in a pee-proof suit! ...and he hates holding it in!! If his spacesuit leaks - yellow ice in space!
The Big Dripper loves a sloshy spacesuit! He lets it all flow with no Gravity! and I.P. says "Ahh Just let it FLOAT!"
The Space Stars live near the Ringworlds. ...and they LOVE curving a perfect shot! If they flap their tails - thats space-clapping!
These athletes HATE losing a Burger! They win prize money - for throwing food! -and the Players say "Sport, then Munchies!"
Goo Goo lives in a HUGE rocketpram. & this Gigababe loves squelchy nappies! ...When he drools - learn to swim!
The 30,000kg bub hates 'BURPIES time' He ate a major city - to celebrate being 1! and Goo Goo says "You think me CUTE?"
Innoid & Outoid live on a huge cheesering! -and the Outoid Hates - the mystery music! When Innoid trumpets - those big ears flap!
Innoid just LOVES plaing the bodyhorns! Outy thinks he's alone - and is going CRAZY! Inny plays & Outy says "Am i hearing thing?"
Black Hole Ma lives at the end of time!!! ...and she HATES meeting Big Banger. When her mouth opens - everything goes dark!
B.H.M. likes sucking in dentists.. She throws up - & the Universe appears! ...and Mama says "Gravity is the LAW!"
Solar Wind Kid lives stinky and free! ...and he hates having cold buns! When he fires up - whole cities burn!
This heroic laddie loves toasting the bad guys! He burns up his undies in the Ozone layer! This Superkid says "I'm the cheekiest hero!"
Nasal Meteor Gal lives to sneeze out crime! -and she LOVES clearing the sinuses! If she fires both barrels - a hanky wont save you!
Nuclear Nostrils hates having a head cold! She fights for justice - using Nose Torpedoes! & 'Nose Meteors' says "Crime does SNOT pay!"
The Skips live on the Lava waves! ....and he hates winter! (no Lava!) When a volcano blows - LET'S MELT!
These lavariders love - space dreadlocks!! The skips never fall - unless its snack-time! ..and out Skip says "Melt Out, Micromind!"
Rocket Elephant lives on space chippies! ...and he loves racing Stretch G. Force! If he sees Moon Mouse - it's a Rocket Retreat!
Big Bumbo hates dive-bomb headaches! He drinks rocket fuel - in the Space Zoo! This Space hero says "I'm 20 tonnes of fun!"
Doc. Fever lives to cure SPACE FEVER! He dislikes any interruptions! When he shares brains - aliens go cross-eyed!
Our Space Brain loves little Brainy Bat. He will find a cure - in the next century! Doc. Fever says "I will beat the Fever!"
Super Chicken lives with a loaded BBQ!! -and Atomic Tomato hates being 'SNAGGED'! and if A.T. loses... Tomato Sauce, anyone?
The heroic hen LOVES barbecued Baddies!! Atomic Tom explodes - just to cause a mess! ..the BBQ Battlers say "Winner eats Loser!"
